Wilbur

‘I love American politics, it makes me feel young again.’

‘This puts us in the very awkward position of being in admiration of the French.’

‘I’m afraid your medical records have been leaked.’

‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’

‘Perhaps this lot are a little too far to the right?’

‘No party has said a word about how they’re going to tackle the slug invasion.’

‘If he can survive this he really is bulletproof’

‘I like an older woman – you could get me fags’

‘These are the best days of our lives. Unless it’s just the antidepressants.’

‘In the long run, you’re definitely worse off.’

‘Don’t worry mother, I’m not interested in vaping. I’m a cigar man.’

‘You’re not taking the “search for phones” directive a bit far, sir?’