We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
‘How openly Jewish are we talking, Control? Will we need back-up?’
‘I’m doing workshy experience.’
‘You need to break the years into manageable 49-day periods.’
‘If he can survive this he really is bulletproof’
‘Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?’
‘What’s happened to us? We used to look at memes together.’
‘I like an older woman – you could get me fags’
‘I’m sleeping rough as much as I can before they criminalise it.’
‘I think we need to look at the bigger picture.’
‘Stop being so toxic.’
‘Oh no – I got hideously drunk and posted something moderate and inoffensive!’
‘Hi honeytrap – I’m home.’