We’ll have a red
‘We’ll have a red – but not full-bodied’
More cartoons
Wednesday
The sight of a politician
‘The sight of a politician in trouble always gets me going.’
Wealth tax
Misconstrued satire
‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’
Tax rises inevitable
‘Don’t cry.’
It’s diversity gone mad
‘It’s diversity gone mad.’
Maybe there’s hope for the Tory party
‘If they can bring us back to life, maybe there’s hope for the Tory party.’
I considered joining the Labour party
‘I considered joining the Labour party but this seemed easier.’
The race just happened to finish when you were at the front
‘No, Tom, you didn’t win. The race just happened to finish when you were at the front.’
She’s been unbearable
‘She’s been unbearable since she started the Ozempic.’
Wednesday
Which pop group?
‘Which pop group did you disapprove of in the war, Daddy?’
We couldn’t find a candle
‘We couldn’t find a candle, so Nigel Farage gave us a cigarette to use instead.’
Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl
‘After one year Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl.’
Hot and irritable
‘I’m feeling so hot and irritable, I’m joining in the BBC pile-on’
I could murder a pint
‘All I said was “I could murder a pint.”’
Oh no!
‘Oh no! Trump’s still coming!’
Labour backbenchers can smell blood from ten miles away
Starmer’s latest wobble
All children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?
‘I know all children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?’
