Head of sales
‘I wouldn’t want to be Tesla’s head of sales’

‘I wouldn’t want to be Tesla’s head of sales’
‘They’ve reached a new Lowe.’
Death class
‘Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to woke we go.’
‘Am I hitting my diversity targets?’
‘Do you have any “Sorry I forgot International Women’s Day” cards?’
‘Here’s a list of things you need to hate.’
‘I stopped sharing intelligence with him.’
‘You need to increase your defence spending.’
‘He wasn’t wearing a suit.’
‘You’re not a bit like Daniel Craig.’
‘I’m off to America where they don’t mind if you’re a dangerous misogynist.’
‘Please mind the gap between your income and the cost of rail travel.’
‘It’s leasehold.’