Hi, it’s Cinderella
‘Hi, it’s Cinderella – can you put me through to pest control.’
‘Hi, it’s Cinderella – can you put me through to pest control.’
‘We should have selected candidates who’d be more resistant to honey traps.’
‘Today in class I’m going to commit a non-hate crime incident.’
‘And do you promise to love, honour and not change gender?’
‘Why does everyone bet on the race they’re most likely to lose on?’
‘These are the best days of our lives. Unless it’s just the antidepressants.’
‘Call me a wolf and I’ll have you arrested!’
‘Good news! Things haven’t got even worse yet’
‘I’m escaping from an oppressive regime.’
Trans spotters.
‘I can see the neighbours being spied on by their Chinese fridge.’
‘Does anyone have a slogan they’d like to shout out?’
‘You can tell it’s fresh – you can smell the sewage.’
‘Come outside and say that... in a new podcast with me.’