How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?
‘How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?’
Nick Newman
Wednesday
FOMO means
‘I’m worried I’m the only one who doesn’t know what FOMO means.’
Wednesday
The fighting’s better
‘I’ve got tickets to the Tory conference – the fighting’s better.’
Thursday
Baker Street… what are the schools like?
‘Baker Street... what are the schools like?’
You can always spot the pushy parents
‘You can always spot the pushy parents.’
Wednesday
Relax – the price you pay doesn’t involve VAT
‘Relax – the price you pay doesn’t involve VAT.’
Wing of bat
‘Wing of bat, eye of newt, Heinz spaghetti carbonara…’
Where’s Wally’s parents?
Wednesday
I’m here to judge
‘I’m here to judge the abuse cases.’
Wednesday
Twitter storms
‘...with violent Twitter storms from the west sweeping across the entire country.’
The Banksy is left at the Banksy, right at the Banksy and opposite the Banksy
‘The Banksy is left at the Banksy, right at the Banksy and opposite the Banksy.’
Wednesday
I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first
‘I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first.’
I blame Elon Musk
‘I blame Elon Musk’
I’m afraid Doc
‘I’m afraid Doc can’t see you until they’ve agreed a pay deal.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
So they ignored the Nimbys
‘So they ignored the Nimbys and built it anyway.’
Wednesday
Good idea
‘It was a good idea to ask for an umbrella in your cocktail.’
Wednesday
It’s all change now, Larry
‘It’s all change now, Larry.’
Seat
‘That’s Sir Ed Davey’s seat.’
Wednesday
If they’ve freed Julian Assange there’s hope for us all
‘If they’ve freed Julian Assange there’s hope for us all.’
