We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats
‘We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats’

‘We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats’
‘If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh.’
‘The sight of a politician in trouble always gets me going.’
‘If they can bring us back to life, maybe there’s hope for the Tory party.’
‘After one year Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl.’
‘Oh no! Trump’s still coming!’
‘If it’s world war three it’s time to head for the bunker!’
‘If the magic money tree can make a comeback, I have high hopes for the future.’
‘Let’s be realistic about these wishes – I’m not Nigel Farage’
‘In this one Mrs Goggins dies of old age before she gets compensation.’
‘Now I no longer eat food, I take photos of my fat jab.’
‘I would have been more impressedif he’d stopped the boats.’
‘I tried following Nigel Farage and now I’m hooked.’
‘Will there ever be peace between David and Brooklyn Beckham?’
‘Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their flags.’
‘Nobody leaves the room until we’ve agreed on watching Conclave.’
‘No sugar – it’s safer to eat the plastic toy!’
‘What’s harder to swallow – tariffs or chlorinated chicken?’
‘How would you like your steak cooked – rare, medium or Tesla?’