He’s refusing to eat his spinach
‘He’s refusing to eat his spinach. He has a point though – it may contain forever chemicals.’
‘He’s refusing to eat his spinach. He has a point though – it may contain forever chemicals.’
‘What if his first word is a hate crime?’
‘I’m going to treat myself to Garrick membership’
‘I never thought I’d catch a glimpse of an actual royal residence.’
‘Hi, it’s Cinderella – can you put me through to pest control.’
‘We should have selected candidates who’d be more resistant to honey traps.’
‘Today in class I’m going to commit a non-hate crime incident.’
‘And do you promise to love, honour and not change gender?’
‘Why does everyone bet on the race they’re most likely to lose on?’
‘These are the best days of our lives. Unless it’s just the antidepressants.’
‘Call me a wolf and I’ll have you arrested!’
‘Good news! Things haven’t got even worse yet’
‘I’m escaping from an oppressive regime.’