Background-checks
‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’

‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’
‘If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?’
‘You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent.’
‘Hand in your homework? That service is only available online now.’
‘Not just a nursery place. It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist.’
‘No, that’s a weight loss pen. I have a pen pen somewhere...’
‘To hit Labour’s target, you need to build 2.5 houses every minute.’
‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
‘It was a compromise to get him back in the office.’
‘Can I go back to doom-scrolling, Mum?’
‘My corridor is always open.’
‘If Labour ring, tell them we’re out.’
‘He’s fallen in with a bad crowd.’
‘I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long.’
‘I’m worried about him. He has imaginary listeners.’
‘These spin-offs are never so good.’
‘How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?’
‘This is our forever home, so his bedroom is big enough for a 35-year-old.’
‘We’re enjoying our carefree lives now before we have grandchildren.’