KJ Lamb

‘This is Ms Trellis, our drama teacher.’

‘Yes Darren, it’s just like when Daddy has his fingerprints taken.’

‘Burnt any good books recently?’

‘Got a light, mate?’

‘Watch this lack of space.’

‘It’s a lovely day – why not text outside?’

‘We meet once a month and choose a book to ban.’

‘For security reasons, what’s in it?’

‘Still, sparkling or risky?’

‘Alexa...’

‘It’s an invitation to a “bring a bottle” party.’

‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?’

And what job do you want to be signed off with stress from when you’re older?’