Royston
Wednesday
Wednesday
Tuesday
Political cartoon
‘Political cartoon? No, I’m just building a nest.’
Thursday
I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs
‘I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs.’
Wednesday
Are you a PopCon
‘Are you a PopCon, a New Con or just a Con?’
Wednesday
Get your burglary made into a TV drama
‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’
Wednesday
Strict no-returns policy
‘You should know that I have a strict no-returns policy.’
Wednesday
Chaos, dysfunction, aggression
‘Chaos, dysfunction, aggression... I’m starting to warm to these guys.’
Wednesday
Nice to see a bit of sparkle from Keir at last
‘Nice to see a bit of sparkle from Keir at last.’
Wednesday
It was done by vandals in the party
‘I understand it was done by vandals in the party.’
Wednesday
I accept cookies
‘How many times do I have to tell everyone that, yes, I accept cookies?’
Wednesday
Thursday
This report contains details that some may find distressing
‘Warning: this report contains details that some may find distressing.’
Wednesday
I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”
‘I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”.’
Wednesday
Poor souls
‘There’s plenty more fish in the sea, poor souls.’
Wednesday
Barbie movie
‘I’m not sure about this barbie movie.’
Wednesday
Just leave her be
‘Just leave her be – she identifies as a cat.’