Royston

‘In space, no one can hear you scream: “Not this again!”’

‘Why do you feel the need for the approval of others?’

‘I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations.’

‘It must be good – the locals eat here.’

‘Welcome to the brand new podcast, all about jesters and jesting.’

‘Why do you feel the need to return the stick every time he throws it?’

‘Political cartoon? No, I’m just building a nest.’

‘I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs.’

‘Are you a PopCon, a New Con or just a Con?’

‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’

‘You should know that I have a strict no-returns policy.’

‘They should have let it be’

‘Chaos, dysfunction, aggression... I’m starting to warm to these guys.’

‘Nice to see a bit of sparkle from Keir at last.’

‘I understand it was done by vandals in the party.’