My truth
‘I promise to tell my truth, my whole truth and nothing but my truth.’
‘I’m disappointed King Charles didn’t find the time to talk to us.’
‘One huge sticking plaster, please.’
‘We could start a podcast.’
‘I tried imposter syndrome but I couldn’t really pull it off.’
‘Is there a draught in here?’
‘I bought a bank.’
‘Fascinating stuff, De Sade, but we’ll need to run it past our sensitivity readers.’
‘Go to sleep or the left-wing economic establishment will get you.’
‘I’m not really a person dog.’
‘Why do you feel you need to beseen as “good”, Wenceslas?’
‘We used to laugh and call him names but that was just workplace banter.’
‘But where are you really from?’
‘I predict an early eviction. It’ll be Hancock’s half hour.’
‘Will it be trick or treat?’
‘Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get even worse.’
‘When we said we need to get back to normal, I forgot Liz Truss was PM.’
‘We just felt we had to be here, really, it’s a moment in history.’