I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!
‘I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!’
‘I’m the first stale, pale and male man to head up an EDI department!’
‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’
‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’
‘I hate missing the Tories.’
‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’
‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’
‘I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!’
‘I’m on your wife’s side, you bastard!’
‘This book is bad and it must be burned.’
‘It’s not fair! I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog.’
‘Can you identify as women?’
‘I used to be a shy Tory – now I’m a really embarrassed one.’
‘Do you have any political opinions we can mock?’
‘I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough.’
‘Oh no! We can’t burn them as they’ll produce harmful CO2.’
‘Quick! Let’s virtue-signal to gain the kids’ approval.’