RGJ

‘He’s a Labranoodle.’

Oasis reunion

‘It’s getting more and more urban round here... I saw a fox the other day.’

‘I come from a long line of Labour MPs fighting privilege.’

‘Someone keeps rearranging the letters on our Toilets sign.’

‘How many of these prequels are they going to make?’

‘We should have selected candidates who’d be more resistant to honey traps.’