Vote for who?
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‘I’m training Dad to vote Labour...’
‘How would you like to pay – cash, card, or through the nose?’
‘Which mode will annoy the neighbours more?’
‘It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed…’
‘You’ll meet a tall, dark stranger online. Unfortunately he’ll live in the Ulez zone.’
‘Look! Someone is stealing our doorbell camera!’
‘If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50.’
‘How much dough are you looking to borrow?’
‘He’s ditched his new bird and gone back to an X.’
‘Oh no, I couldn’t – you’ve got bills to pay…’
‘Once upon a time there were humans.’
‘The difficult part will be finding a bank.’