The Battle for Britain | 8 November 2025
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’
‘You just can’t trust a Chancellor of the Exchequer.’
‘According to our records, you haven’t claimed your victimhood.’
‘That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget.’
‘Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man.’
‘Daddy, can you read me a bedside political narrative?’
‘Ah! The village Green.’
‘Start spreading the news, we’re leaving today...’
‘If the Chinese know what we’re doing perhaps they could let us know.’
‘Come on Donald, amuse me.’