The Battle for Britain | 15 November 2025
‘Misleading, deceptive, inaccurate – and that’s just the weather.’
‘Fantastic news, sir – another prisoner has been released by mistake!’
‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’
‘I thought I’d begin by setting out my economic challenges.’
‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
‘Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs.’
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’