The Wiki Man | 24 April 2010

This may be an extreme point of view, but I think novelists should learn to drive. I don’t know how exactly, but a reader can tell when an author has never gripped a steering wheel. Perhaps there are no descriptions of motoring in any of the books, or too many train journeys — or else the motoring passages simply don’t ring true. It’s a trivial detail, I agree, but somehow it seems only fair that a writer can plausibly describe an activity that might occupy many people for several hours a day.

In the same vein I think politicians should make some use of the internet. To several million electors it has become the single greatest source of entertainment and knowledge in their lives, and the most significant technological development within memory — hence MPs should know at first hand what it means to their constituents and what services matter most. Besides, as it has now become mandatory for politicians of all colours to drop enthusiastic references to technology when they can, the least we can ask is that they sound believable when they mention it.

Surprisingly few do. Given the youth of Tony Blair, and given that he is an educated man and was at the time the father of young children, does not the fact that he barely touched a computer before or during his premiership seem evidence of some mental oddity? If nothing else, it suggests an extraordinary lack of inquisitiveness.

Or perhaps he was simply being shrewd. Perhaps technology is one of those strange all-or-nothing areas for politicians — like football and popular music — where it is acceptable for a politician to be either a keen fan or a completely uninterested bystander, but where any attempt to fake enthusiasm is a disaster.