Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 10 September 2015

In a few months we’ll find out what you get when you cross a cocker with a Malty

issue 12 September 2015

Exciting news. We might be expecting. I say might because I haven’t done a pregnancy test yet. I thought about doing one then I thought, what the hell, I will leave it to fate. If it happens, it happens. If not, I will look on the bright side as it will save me a lot of bother.

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