Toby Young Toby Young

A demented cage-fighter has taken over my home. It’s terrifying

Toby Young suffers from Status Anxiety

issue 10 July 2010

In the last few weeks my life has begun to resemble the plot of a Hollywood B movie. An alpha male has invaded my home, terrorised my children and enslaved my wife. If I raise the slightest objection to anything he does, he kicks me in the balls. It’s not an exaggeration to say that I have become his bitch, running and dashing to satisfy his every need.

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