Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

A free gin, a cheeky joint: welcome back to the local

'Now look here,' he says. 'What you need are a few Jaegerbombs...'

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issue 14 June 2014

My first time back in the local for eight weeks. The manageress lifts the flap, comes around to my side of the bar and kisses me on the lips. We can’t hear ourselves speak as there is a ska DJ barricaded into a corner behind a waist-high wall of speakers and the bar is small and the ceiling low.

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