Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

A tale of bitter brotherly rivalry

For this West Ham vs Liverpool match the competition between Oscar and Klynton reached a new and optimum level of intensity

I did my utmost to dissuade Oscar from choosing West Ham United and a life of misery tempered by farce [PA Images / Alamy Stock Photo]

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