Matthew Parris Matthew Parris

Another Voice | 6 December 2008

To understand the true nature of history, let us start with the question of Napoleon’s piles

issue 06 December 2008

To understand the true nature of history, let us start with the question of Napoleon’s piles

Cometh the hour, cometh the piles? Well, Wellington called Waterloo ‘the closest run thing you ever saw in your life’, and on the morning of battle, Napoleon was too exhausted and distracted by pain from his haemorrhoids to focus or to ride out.

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