The comedian David Walliams performed the impressive feat of swimming 140 miles of the River Thames from Lechlade to Westminster. That is still a long way short of the swims undertaken by Martin Strel, a 56-year-old Slovenian.
— After swimming the length of the Danube (1,866 miles), the Mississippi (2,360 miles) and the Yangtze (2,487 miles),Strel was challenged to swim the Nile but dismissed it as ‘not challenging enough’.
— He swam instead 3,272 miles down the Amazon, employing a support team to pour buckets of rancid blood into the water in order to distract the piranhas.
— His next project is the Colorado, which is shorter but has faster rapids.
What about the workers?
Miners and steelworkers once dominated the Trades Union Congress. But which industries have most trade unionists now?
Largest Proportion of Unionised Workers
Education 54%
Public administration and defence 52%
Electricity, gas and water supply 45%
Professional occupations 45%
Health and social work 42%
Smallest Proportion of Unionised Workers
Hotels/restaurants 4%
Agriculture, fisheries and food 7%
Real estate 11%
Wholesale retail and motor trade 12%
Sales/customer service 13%
Source: Labour Force Survey, ONS
News values
Coverage of some waterborne disasters reported on British-based news websites last week:
One penguin re-released into wild loses transmitter, might have drowned:
7 mentions, 1900 words
190 people drowned after ferry sinks off Tanzania:
7 mentions, 1750 words
10 oil workers go missing in storm in Gulf of Mexico, of whom two drown:
2 mentions, 400 words
Two men drown in Cambridgeshire lake:
2 mentions, 300 words
Two tankers collide off Tioman Island, Malayasia:
0 mentions, 0 words
Of human bondage
Twenty-four suspected slaves have been rescued from a trailer park in Bedfordshire. How many people still live in slavery worldwide? Here are some estimates:
Anti-Slavery Society 2.7m
International Labour Organisation 12.3m
‘Free the Slaves’ 27m

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