MattF’s comment on the previous post merits a post of its own:

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My favorite (true!) New England-to-California story:
A New England native moved to California and decided to start a garden. He went to the garden store and bought various seeds and bulbs. At the checkout counter the following exchange took place:
New England Native: When do I plant these?
Guy Behind Counter: When you get home.