Alex Massie

Chirac’s Poodle

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Sure it's only January, but there's already an obvious contender for the prized title of Headline of the Year:

Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle.

Written byAlex Massie

Alex Massie is Scotland Editor of The Spectator. He also writes a column for The Times and is a regular contributor to the Scottish Daily Mail, The Scotsman and other publications.

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