
The Dreams of Bethany Mellmoth, by William Boyd
Illustrated by Carolyn Gowdy
Bethany Mellmoth is in a quandary — and she doesn’t like quandaries. It’s December 20th. Five days until Christmas. The fact that this is a Christmas quandary makes it no more bearable. In truth she thinks that this fact makes it more unbearable.

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