James Delingpole James Delingpole

Christopher Biggins and the fall of civilisation

The barbarians are through the gates. If you ignore this controversy as too vulgar to care about, you’re giving them aid

issue 13 August 2016

Suppose you’d invited me round to dinner to celebrate my engagement to your daughter, which do you think would be more offensive? If a) I got violently drunk, threatened all the male guests, abused the women doing the catering, shoved my tongue in my hostess’s ear, hurled a bottle through the window, felt up all the bridesmaids under the table, then retreated to the jacuzzi to shag your daughter’s best friend? Or b) if I made a mildly tasteless quip about the Holocaust?

There’s only one correct answer and it is, of course, b).

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