James Young

Competition | 12 July 2008

<strong>No. 2555: Last words</strong><br /> You are invited to write a poem or short story or news report containing the line ‘They couldn’t hit an elephant from there’. Maximum 16 lines or 150 words. Entries to ‘Competition 2555’ by 24 July or email jamesy@greenbee.net.

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