In Competition No. 2621 you were invited to invent a new magazine combining two existing publications and provide an extract from it.
It was with great reluctance that I disqualified Josh Ekroy’s poignant portrait of an angst-ridden budgerigar. The publications in question had to be real ones, and energetic attempts to track down Existentialist Monthly and Your Budgie came to naught.

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