Lucy Vickery presents the latest competition
In Competition No. 2617 you were invited, in the wake of Big Brother’s demise, to submit a proposal for a new TV reality show guaranteed to pull in the punters.
This assignment was an invitation to plumb the depths of bad taste.

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