Lucy Vickery

Competition: Bah! Humbug!

Lucy Vickery resents this week's competition

Lucy Vickery resents this week’s competition

In Competition No. 2677 you were invited to submit a poem in dispraise of Christmas.

The challenge awakened your inner Scrooge, eliciting a heartfelt chorus of disapproval of all things yule-related. Stoking the anti-Christmas spirit was the prospect of dry, tasteless turkey, grasping, ungrateful children, needle-shedding trees and the torture of office parties — among much else.

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