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Damian McBride offers three-point guide for surviving the next financial crash

Damian McBride offers three-point guide for surviving the next financial crash
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With reports starting to claim that the next global financial crisis is on the horizon, one could be forgiven for thinking it's all doom and gloom.

So Steerpike was cheered to see that Labour's former king of spin Damian McBride is on hand to put everyone's minds at rest. McBride says that he has been preparing for the day for a while now:

https://twitter.com/DPMcBride/status/635693335055876096

As a result, he's perfectly placed to offer a three-point guide on how to respond to the nascent crash. He says it's time to get cash out from your bank, stock up on bottled water and work out a safe meeting point among your friends and family:

https://twitter.com/DPMcBride/status/635789840316022784

https://twitter.com/DPMcBride/status/635790013331079168

https://twitter.com/DPMcBride/status/635790142423363584

Alas not everyone is heeding his warning. As of 3pm Mr S is yet to witness so much as a queue at any cash point in the nearby Westminster area. However, he has at least found a potential commercial partner for his doom-mongering:

https://twitter.com/EnglishTeaCo/status/635803420520263680

Written bySteerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from London and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk.

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