Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

David Cameron is sending me begging letters

But it's no good. I'm from a family of Ukip-voting nimbys

[PETER MACDIARMID/AFP/Getty Images] 
issue 08 March 2014

A letter arrives from David Cameron, asking me to vote by post in the European elections. Presumably he means vote by post for the Tory party.

The letter has a postal ballot application form all filled out with my name and address. I just have to sign and return it in the envelope provided.

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