In Competition 2833 you were invited to submit an extract from the adolescent diary of a well-known public figure, living or dead.
There wasn’t much between you this week and it was tough boiling the entry down to just six. Those who narrowly lost out include Pervez Rizvi, P.C. Parrish, Mark Shelton and John Whitworth, and I liked Ralph Rochester’s Baden-Powell doing battle with his raging libido.
The winners below take £25 each.

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