Q. I recently managed to put together a large party for a summer country-house opera at the Grange near Winchester. We decided not to picnic, but instead I had booked one of the private dining-rooms there. However, from past experience, it often happens that some guests will cancel at the last moment for one unforeseen reason or another. To avoid wasting the tickets and the dinners, this year I decided to ask some friends well in advance whether they wouldn’t mind going on the ‘standby’ list in case someone drops out. Most were flattered by my idea and agreed willingly. However, one said this was an insult and they didn’t want to have to arrange a babysitter for nothing. What do you think, Mary? Have I been insulting, or not?
M.K., Mildenhall, Wiltshire
A. Unfortunately, you might have insulted those people who would have accepted a confirmed invitation with delight but for whom a provisional one was tantamount to taunting. It is sensible of you to line up understudies, but best in future to confine your selection to close friends on your wavelength, rather than acquaintances. Even so, the skill is in the presentation of the offer. Of course you are potentially bestowing the most fabulous treat, but you should bill it as your calling in a favour rather than bestowing one.
Q. Last week while heading home from Cornwall to Oxfordshire I broke the journey with a friend in Wiltshire and ended up inviting myself to stay on for the weekend. In recompense for my lack of warning I proffered a selection of half-used groceries from the boot of my car: open cereal packets, half-finished pots of Seville marmalade, sea bass from Rock, hogs pud from Devon, Somerset goat’s cheese, Wiltshire ewe’s… souvenirs of my homeward journey and greedy shopping habit.
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