Q. While on holiday in the Middle East I contracted amoebic dysentery. Although it is an unpleasant condition, I am a bit overweight and the pounds have been dropping off. Do I go to the doctor or should I let the illness run its course and take advantage of the benefits that have arisen from my misfortune?
V.L., London E8
A. Serial dysenterics have not had satisfactory outcomes from allowing their condition to run unchecked. They report that although the weight loss can be gratifying, indeed it can be inspirational to see a ten-pound-lighter version of oneself, even if only for a few days, the internal disruption is not worth the very short-term gains. Bilious breath is enough to offset any gain of having a more svelte physique. What is more, lost weight is usually regained in a matter of days and dehydrated skin takes some time to lose its crêpey texture
Q. I am desperately poor since settling my tax bill on 31 January. I work a four-day week and have agreed a rate of £20 per hour to edit a friend’s book on two of my free days. I have subsequently been offered a lot of tutoring work which pays £35 per hour. As I only have limited time to take on this work outside my job, I can’t do both the book and the tutoring. I do not want to let my writer friend down but I stand to lose £1,680 over the next two months by sticking to my promise. What should I do, Mary?
M.B., London W11
A. Ask your friend if it is possible for you to suspend editing work until school exams are over, circa June. If she says no, then take the financial loss in good grace.
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