Michael Heath

Diary – 4 October 2003

The spectator’s cartoon editor looks forward to becoming a billiard ball - but only when it’s legal

issue 04 October 2003

Did you have a nice holiday? I know I did. Did you find yourself in a hotel bedroom in Naples looking after four children between the ages of two and six? Two girls and two boys, while everyone else went sightseeing. (‘Look! There’s a boy stealing that lady’s Prada handbag!’) The two girls have me as a father, the other two belonged to friends.

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