If only Dr Éoin Clarke could learn from his mistakes. Earlier this month Clarke was left red-faced after his prediction of a shadow cabinet reshuffle failed to materialise. Not to be put off, the clip art-loving Labour activist — who has a PhD in Irish feminism — has been promising a ‘nuclear’ revelation regarding the Tory expenses row for some days now. After Michael Crick’s Channel 4 investigation led to the party admitting that it failed to declare £38,000 of general election expenses, Clarke told his followers that ‘massive revelations’ were on their way.
Tweeting his followers on Sunday, Clarke said that a Tory election fraud story would ‘break very soon’ and cause the scandal to go ‘nuclear’.
Massive story to break very soon about Tory Election Fraud. I'm sworn to silence until it does. This scandal is about to go nuclear.
— Tory Fibs (@ToryFibs) May 22, 2016
Some massive revelations due to be published about the Tory Election Fraud Scandal that I am not allowed to say.

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