Taki Taki

Emotionally charged

Broadsides from the pirate captain of the Jet Set

issue 03 May 2003

New York

My doctor tells me that the reason I grew a tumour in my head was because of my obsession with Ashley Judd. For any of you living in outer space, Ashley is an actress whom I’ve never met but have rather ambitious plans for if I ever do. Needless to say, it was love at first sight.

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