Rod Liddle

Happy Christmas | 24 December 2010

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Happy Christmas to you all. It may well be that, as the Muslim poster campaign in London has it, we will all require abortions as a consequence of seasonal revelry, and that the festival itself is evil. But at least, when the relatives arrive and Strictly Come Dancing with that fabulous jackanapes Vince Cable, we can retire to the garden shed with a bottle of Jack Daniels and head towards oblivion. Here’s wishing you the best for the new year…………I’ll be back posting on January 4. On Boxing Day the family is going on holiday. It seemed such a lovely idea when we booked it, in August. So wish me the best in the bloody Arctic Circle for the next week…………………………….