Alex Massie

Headline of the Day | 18 February 2009

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It's a rather terrible story, but this AP headline is a keeper:

Berserk chimp heard during frantic 911 call as owner pounded him with a shovel.

It wasn't the chimp that called 911...

Written byAlex Massie

Alex Massie is Scotland Editor of The Spectator. He also writes a column for The Times and is a regular contributor to the Scottish Daily Mail, The Scotsman and other publications.

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