Obviously it’s from Western Nevada County, California:
Details, alas, remain sketchy but here’s what we have so far:SWAT Team Requested for Violent Midgets
At 12:32 p.m., a caller from West McKnight Way reported steroid-using body-builders from Reno had beaten up the caller’s son and might have killed him.
God bless America.Midgets from Fulton Avenue had been following and trying to poison the caller. The body-builder and the lead female midget, who the caller reported as being “really violent,” allegedly had been driving the caller’s truck. The caller wanted the Nevada County Sheriff’s Office to activate the SWAT team.
[Hat-tip: Radley Balko]
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