English Wine Week, that annual celebration of our native wines and winemakers which runs from 20 to 28 June, is almost upon us. And with some 2,500 hectares under vine in England and Wales, spread across more than 700 vineyards, and with 160 or so commercial wineries producing some remarkable wines, our winemaking industry would appear to have much to celebrate. Our sparklers in particular are now generally agreed to be as fine as any in the world.
However, with restaurants, bars, pubs and hotels currently closed, there are far fewer opportunities for wine producers to get their wares under our noses and they have never needed our support more. We need to get drinking!
I recently had occasion to tweak the tail of my old friend George Atkinson-Clark of the Milton Keynes Wine School when he hosted a comparative tasting of prosecco and champagne. I upbraided him for not including English fizz with the following rather inept limericks:
My dear Mr Atkinson-Clark,
A tasting of fizz? What a lark!
Although we love champers
In picnicking hampers,
I fear that you’re wide of the mark.
Champagne, prosecco and so on
Will always continue to flow on,
But the fact of it is,
English fizz is the bizz
And what those in the know want to go on.
Herbert Hall, after all, is a belter
And Ambriel – phew! – it’ll melt yer.
Chapel Down and Ridgeview
To name but a few
Are wines that’ll sure make yer swelter.
Breaky Bottom and Gusbourne as well
Are really rippingly swell.
And if fine Camel Valley
Is not up your alley,
Well, dammit, it sure rings my bell.
And what about dear Coates & Seely?
A wine I imbibe far too freely.
The bubbles combine
To make me just fine
And really quite touchy and feely.
And Hattingley, Denbies and Grange
Are fizzes that shouldn’t be strange
To any wine drinker
Or cerebral thinker
Who wishes to broaden their range.
The fact of the matter is clear
There are wonderful fizzes right here
In this green pleasant land,
Closer to hand
Than any they make over there.
So, boo to prosecco I say!
And to champagne as well by the way.
Let us get pissed on
A bottle of Wiston
And drink to the fizz of UK!
So, in celebration of English Wine Week, readers are invited to send in their own limericks (which need not be as long as my rambling effort) in praise of our island wines. The composer of the winning verses – as judged by me and Mark Harvey, MD of Chapel Down Wines & Spirits – will receive six bottles of fine fizz from Chapel Down, the UK’s leading producer, famed for the quality not only of its traditional method sparklers but also its still whites and rosés, beers, ciders and spirits.
This deliciously effervescent prize comprises three bottles of 2019 Chapel Down Sparkling Bacchus
– a deliciously aromatic expression of England’s ‘own’ grape – and three bottles of award-winning Chapel Down Brut NV
– a tasty blend of Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, Pinot Blanc and Pinot Meunier.
The three runners-up will receive a signed copy of my book, Drink More Fizz!
in which many English sparklers feature.
Entries should be sent to email@example.com
and the closing date is 15 June 2020. The judges’ decision is final. Terms and conditions apply.
Good luck and in the meantime, stay well and stay well-stocked… with English wine.Terms and Conditions:The promoter is: Spectator Ltd (company no. 1232804) whose registered office is at 22 Old Queen Street. The competition is open to residents of the United Kingdom aged 18 years or over except employees of The Spectator and their close relatives and anyone otherwise connected with the organisation or judging of the competition. There is no entry fee and no purchase necessary to enter this competition. By entering this competition, an entrant is indicating his/her agreement to be bound by these terms and conditions. Only one entry will be accepted per person. Multiple entries from the same person will be disqualified. Closing date for entry will be 15/06/2020. After this date then no further entries to the competition will be permitted. No responsibility can be accepted for entries not received for whatever reason. The rules of the competition and how to enter are as follows:
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