Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

How to survive a heatwave

My friend the carpenter bee has expired, the dog can’t move and even the Provençal French see la canicule as an ordeal

Mad cats and Englishmen: the only way to survive the Provençal heatwave is to stay firmly indoors during daylight hours. Credit: Francois LOCHON/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images 
issue 01 August 2020
Provence-Alpes-Côte D’Azur

A burning ball appears over the brow of the hill at seven o’clock every morning and then you have roughly two hours to perform outdoor stuff such as shopping. After that you are roasted alive even sitting under a parasol with a hat on or swimming in a pool, and you flee indoors, closing the shutters, doors and windows behind you.

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