Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

I am escaping Surrey in the nick of time

Seven years living here has transformed me into something quite horrible

[Photo: smartin69] 
issue 05 August 2023

As I slapped a rude note on a car parked outside my house, I realised that nature was taking its course. My transformation into a Surreyite was in danger of becoming complete.

‘If you have enjoyed using this private access track, then perhaps you might consider making a donation for its maintenance,’ I had snidely scrawled on a scrap of paper which I tucked under the wipers of the same Nissan crossover that always seems to be plonked there by some dog walker or other who can’t be bothered to drive further along the village green to park in the public...

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