I do not believe last week’s Spectator poll. It’s not what people think

Crikey, this really will have to be another voice. Has The Spectator taken leave of its senses? I could hardly bring myself to take last week’s edition out of its see-through plastic wrapping when, pictured on the cover, I saw a huge cartoon bulldog being walked on by a Muslim terrorist, and beside it four bald statements in big blue capital letters with a scarlet tick placed against each:

• THIS IS WAR
• WE ARE LOSING
• WE NEED TOUGHER POLICIES
• WE WILL BE ATTACKED

and, underneath, ‘The view of the British: exclusive poll’.