Chas Newkey-Burden

In defence of rats

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Reports of rats in Birmingham that are ‘bigger than cats’ are now making international headlines. The New York Times, NBC News and CNN have all weighed in on the city’s rodent problem, as the strike action by bin workers rolls on.

Rat panic seems to be setting in. An MP said the rodents are ‘dancing in the streets’ of Birmingham, the Telegraph reported that a man’s Mercedes was ‘completely written off’ by rats and there have been fears about ‘nuclear rats’ overrunning the Hinkley Point C nuclear reactor in Somerset. ‘You see them just sat there, looking at you,’ a source at the plant told the Observer.

Meanwhile, animal rights group PETA has written to the Cambridge Dictionary requesting the removal of its ‘harmful’ entry for ‘rat’ – which the dictionary associates with deceit and disloyalty.

Are we perhaps losing our minds a bit? Not many people relish having a rat anywhere near them and my heart goes out to the people of Birmingham.

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Chas Newkey-Burden

Chas Newkey-Burden is co-author, with Julie Burchill, of Not In My Name: A Compendium of Modern Hypocrisy. He also wrote Running: Cheaper Than Therapy and The Runner's Code (Bloomsbury)

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