Matthew Parris Matthew Parris

In my other life, I’m a water engineer

I am trying to turn our place in Derbyshire into an English Alhambra

issue 19 August 2017

Friends arrived last week to find me in a mudhole, inside a cave-like tunnel into the hill, fiddling around with our spring-fed water supply. Hearing their car, I slithered out to greet them, covered in slime like a monster from the deep. It would be natural to say this took them by surprise.

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