Tanya Gold

In praise of the big, fat Range Rover

The beautiful narcissism of the SUV

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(Land Rover)

Cars mirror humans: that is what they are for. (If they didn’t, everyone would drive a 2012 Ford Fiesta). And so, cars are obese too now. They are growing 1cm wider every two years, and only half of new cars now fit into on-street parking spaces, though car parks – presumably elitist! – fare better. Hellish, isn’t it?

If I could choose a car to drive – Aston Martin aside – it would be a Range Rover

I could fill this page with the horrors the Sports Utility Vehicle inflicts, particularly in cities. It’s a trope but in my experience it’s young men in hot hatches who reverse round corners at 30mph and, as such, exist in a state of pre-manslaughter, who are the danger. It’s true that the SUV driver who used to reverse into our drive in Hampstead each morning at 8 a.m. irritated me, but that is because she beeped the horn, presumably because she was too short to see out of the back window.

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