Roger Alton

It’s a blessing that England didn’t make the rugby World Cup final

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issue 28 October 2023

In the days when Spitting Image was funny it featured a song called ‘I’ve Never Met A Nice South African’. In fairness it was in 1986, long before the end of apartheid, though the sentiments would have chimed with the feelings of most English sports fans at the weekend. In the end South Africa was the story: pitted against England on the same day, in two different sports, in two World Cups, resulting in two defeats for England – but two very different post-match emotions.

The rugby semi-final felt almost triumphant: okay, so England lost, but what a stirring, intense, physical battle. It was not a game, however, to illustrate the spectacular pleasures of fast-flowing rugby. England kicked away 93 per cent of their possession, and managed to spend something like 73 seconds in the South African 22. It was the sporting equivalent of the Battle of Kursk: vast slow-moving protagonists beating the hell out of each other before, eventually, the favourite emerges as the winner. Just.

Maybe a one-point defeat was a blessing for England

Expectations were low, hence the near euphoria as the home nation was on top for all but a couple of minutes (albeit the ones that counted: the final two). England didn’t register one line break, and in six World Cup encounters with South Africa have scored just one try. Maybe a one-point defeat was a blessing: an honourable loss to the Boks after an arm wrestle in the rain is preferable to a complete humiliation in the final by the high-speed, free-running All Blacks.

So what next? There is considerable new talent and flair waiting in the wings with the likes of George Martin, Henry Arundell and Marcus Smith. And there’s an audience too: ITV’s coverage of the England semi-final hit nearly nine million. Meanwhile, bring on the Six Nations.

If there’s one other lesson from this World Cup, it is that our best players should be allowed to play at their preferred clubs.

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