Rod Liddle Rod Liddle

Join my campaign to demand a second US election

Racists, homophobes and bigots decided the result of the US presidential election. Racists, homophobes and bigots are not democratic, and therefore the result of the election is not valid.

Therefore I would enjoin you all to demand a second US election, this time where the votes of racists, homophobes and bigots are not counted. Also homophones – I don’t like them, either. A bear is obviously a large growly animal. Whereas to be ‘bare’ means to have no clothes on. This is demeaning to both bears and people who have no clothes on.

So I would ask you to sign my petition for a second US election, immediately, so that next time we can arrive at the right result.

 

 

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